I Thought the World Had Run Out of Heroes.

It has not. Troy Hurtubise has always been a second tier hero for me as a result of his grizzly suit. Now, I've learned that he has also invented fire-proof paste (active ingredient: Diet Pepsi) , bullet- and explosion-proof cushions, and, most amazingly, A SUPER LIGHT THAT SEES THROUGH WALLS AND SKIN. As my granddad would say, the man is clearly crazy as a shithouse rat, but it's these kind of characters that keep life interesting.

So, here's to you, Troy Hurtubise! Today, you are my hero.

I think I'll be splitting shortly to go invent myself some dinner.