Happy New Year's, Folks.

This is not my TV. I do not have a nice TV like this, but it's okay. I still feel good about myself. Also, this is a representation of New Year's on the East Coast. In the Midwest, we still had an hour to go. It was anticlimatic when it happened. The East Coast takes it all, and leaves us in the heartland to lap up the crumbs.

Still and all, I harbor no ill will, and I wish everyone across the world a happy new year.