I am a Captain of Industry.

That's right folks.

Check it: My first Ebay auction.

That's been my evening, figuring out how to list an item on Ebay.

Should Golden Palace take notice and leave me a mint, I'll remember you, my gentle readers.

I'm also watching Wife Swap, giggling at the thought of a spoilt wife handling a contraption used to inseminate cows.

It's a good night, and, I'm very tired, so I'll wish you all a good night, as well.